Dating lies

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I showed up at the coffee shop where he was waiting for me, and I noticed that he looked a little more, well, craggy, than I had expected.“I really feel like my mental age is 34,” he told me about half way into our date. I wanted to say to him, “I’m so glad that you feel 34, but I’m actually 27.” Of course, I was far too tactful to blurt out anything quite that blunt.And anyway, you can always try sitting down for a lot of your first date – you’ll be in a bar or a restaurant or a permanent session of the UN Security Council or something.And whatever, when she meets you she’ll forget about your height because she’ll be so dazzled by your looks, your physique and your life. But the trouble is you probably lied about those things as well.They live in the suburbs or someplace where they have fewer options to date.The other day my friend sent me a screenshot of a guy who openly admitted to being married and looking for something extramarital.In person, you can lie about lots of things to a potential lover – your real name, the fact that you already have a partner, your reasons for being in a lay-by on the M26 at midnight – but height is not one of them.

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With our behind-the-scenes perspective, we’re able to shed some light on some typical claims and the likely realities behind them.The male heights on Ok Cupid very nearly follow the expected normal distribution — except the whole thing is shifted to the right of where it should be.

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    And alcohol, time and cash-sucking fat bomb that it is, would actually be a massive downer right now. I’m not saying I get totally out of my tree on every date I go on (although…), but even the most sedate meeting of minds is punctuated by a glass of two of wine.

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