(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
But we need something else too, something more human and more fundamental.
We need desperately to reintroduce young men and young women to the delightfulness of the opposite sex. In our swamp of miserable statistics, let me introduce another that is often overlooked. First, it is evidence of deep and widespread loneliness.
And den, to welax you, or you know, give you a beauty treatment, I'll take you down to the Wu spa. ): Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date, My idea for that is...