If you’ve been having a little trouble when it comes to finding love (or lust) on your dating app of choice, let comedian Billy Eichner be your guardian angel and show you the way. “Anything more is serial killer territory,” he said. That’s an immediate sign to run in the other direction.” And if you have any of the following on your dating app profile, you may as well call it quits now: anything that sounds like it was pulled from a resumé, song lyrics, poetry, “If you are [miles-long list of your ex’s qualities] then swipe left,” politics, a list of emojis or, god forbid, a bulleted list. An aficionado of just about every app there is, including Tinder, Grindr, Bumble and Scruff, Eichner gave GQ his tips to getting it right online. “I understand you’re trying to carve out your place in the world, but don’t do it on a sex app.” Secondly, the first message is sort of everything and can instantly make or break the vibe. Eichner says, “I can’t tell you how many guys start their conversation with me on these dating apps with ‘Hey, bro!
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