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To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are "Bicycle Made of Babies." We're not slagging them. We're just saying don't let them get your home address.

If you can't protect yourself, you'd get safer kicks doing surgery at home to save money.

Once considered tabloid scripture, the upsetting specifics had been largely forgotten, or overlooked, but nonow.

The details of the allegations against Allen, which never resulted in criminal charges, are reported in the 1992 Vanity Fair article “Mia’s Story,” by Maureen Orth, which begins, “There was an unwritten rule in Mia Farrow’s house that Woody Allen was never supposed to be left alone with their seven-year-old adopted daughter, Dylan.” A similar New York story from the same period, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Woody and Mia (But Were Afraid to Ask),” by Phoebe Hoban, includes additional background and back-and-forth from the pair’s friends and From the start, Farrow’s friends say, Allen seemed “obsessed” by the little girl.

He insisted that she be kept up until he got home in the evening to tuck her in. His behavior struck several parents of other children as I try to have sex only with women I like a lot,” Woody explains solemnly.They have beautifully-twisted minds, and what comes out of their mouths shocks you with delight.

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